weirdfishesarpeggio:

Someone please explain what kind of sorcery this is

weirdfishesarpeggio:

Someone please explain what kind of sorcery this is

(via saxydrummajor)

actuates:

You don’t understand discomfort until you’ve had an itchy boob in public.

(via marimbazn)

that-trumpet-guy:

Crossmen 2014 Opener, Bulgarian Fantasy. -Photo by Geovani Ayala

that-trumpet-guy:

Crossmen 2014 Opener, Bulgarian Fantasy. -Photo by Geovani Ayala

enterprise autobiographies

spicyshimmy:

  • prose and khans, by james t. kirk
  • invented in russia, by pavel a. chekov
  • have you met my plants, by hikaru sulu
  • vulcans not vulcants, by s’chn t’gai spock
  • rephrase that, by montgomery scott
  • a little flight music, by nyota u. uhura
  • i should have said no, by leonard h. mccoy
  • i did say no but nobody listened, by leonard h. mccoy
  • in space nobody can hear you scream but listen harder because i’m shouting at you, by leonard h. mccoy

(via spockvarietyhour)

suchacard:

beautilation:

X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens.

Yknow how sometimes life is just so cool you can’t even believe that things work

suchacard:

beautilation:

X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens.

Yknow how sometimes life is just so cool you can’t even believe that things work

(Source: turquoisebird, via potter-depressed)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via potter-depressed)

agentromanoff:

its good to know that i can still type “the avengers” faster than my own name

(via geothebio)

"Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening."

— (via slit-wrist-theory)

(Source: psych-facts)

fray24472:

themazerunnerdaily:

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he just sums up his life in 2 sentences 

(via potter-depressed)

list of movies: Titanic (1997)
" I love waking up in the morning not knowing what’s gonna happen or, who I’m gonna meet, where I’m gonna wind up. Just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am on the grandest ship in the world having champagne with you fine people. I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you… to make each day count."

(via starfleetist)

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

image

(via geothebio)

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever

(Source: izismile.com, via watsonstarkfire)

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

(via al3xand3rknight)